This high official, all allow, is grossly overpaid; there wasn’t any Board, and now there isn’t any Trade.

Greenfly, it’s difficult to see Why God, who made the rose, made thee.

There is no reason why a joke should not be appreciated more than once. Imagine how little good music there would be if, for example, a conductor refused to play Beethoven’s Fifth Symphony on the ground that his audience might have heard it before.

Harriet, Hi! Light of my eye! Come to the pictures and have a good cry, For it’s jolly old Saturday, Mad-as-a-hatter-day, Nothing-much-matter-day-night!

Let’s stop somebody from doing something! Everybody does too much.

Let’s find out what everyone is doing, And then stop everyone from doing it.

Don’t let’s go to the dogs tonight, For mother will be there.

The portions of a woman which appeal to man’s depravity Are constructed with considerable care.

The rain is plentious but, by God's decree,

aven, I have given up smoking again!... God! I feel fit. Homicidal, but fit. A different man. Irritable, moody, depressed, rude, nervy, perhaps; but the lungs are fine.